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Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Jokes Before we begin, we want to make it flawlessly clear that we’ve got not anything against your mother. We’ve never met the girl, but she feels like an upstanding man or woman and a nurturing, first rate determine. All of the jokes you’re about to read are maximum truly not approximately your loved one mom, who is past reproach and the satisfactory individual who ever existed. To be sincere, we’re now not even certain why we’re publishing all of these yo mama jokes. If you ask us, these sorts of yo mama jokes are vintage, reasonably-priced, and overused.

 

Just like yo mama!

Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama Jokes

Sorry, sorry, that was too easy. But that’s what happens when th e topic of yo mama jokes come up. You feel strangely compelled to say things that no mature adult would ever say out loud about another person’s mother. What kind of monster would do such a thing? Well, according to a 2017 study from the Medical University of Vienna, it might mean that you’re intelligent. That’s right, enjoying humor that’s dark, offensive, and really, really rude — i.e. every “Yo Mama” joke ever written — could indicate a higher-than-usual IQ. As long as it’s clearly meant as a joke, and you never try to make a convincing case to a pal why his mama is so ugly. There’s a big difference between being funny and being a jerk.

 

Here are best of our favorite Yo Mama jokes. Share them at your own risk. And if yo mama asks, no, we weren’t talking about her. And for more bad (but great) jokes,

Best Yo Mama Jokes

 

Yo mama’s so stupid…

She stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said “concentrate.”

 

Yo mama’s so ugly…

She threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

 

Yo mama’s so fat…

When she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

 

Yo mama’s so poor…

The ducks throw bread at her.

 

Yo mama’s so fat…

When she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

 

Yo mama’s so stupid…

When they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

 

Yo mama’s so old…

Her social security number is one.

 

Yo mama’s so fat…

It took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

 

Yo mama’s so stupid…

She put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

 

Yo mama’s so ugly…

She made a blind kid cry.

 

Yo mama’s so fat…

When she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

 

Yo mama’s so poor…

She considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own “Save Yo’ Mama” foundation.

 

Yo mama’s so stupid…

When they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake

 

Yo mama’s so fat…

If she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama’s so stupid…

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

 

Yo mama’s so poor…

She chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

 

Yo mama’s so fat…

She stepped on a scale and it said “To be continued.”

 

Yo mama’s so ugly…

Her portraits hang themselves.

 

Yo mama’s cooking so nasty…

The flys got together and fixed the hole in the window screen.

 

Yo mama’s so stupid…

She got hit by a parked car.

 

Yo mama’s so fat…

I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

 

Yo mama’s so short…

You can see her feet on her driver’s license.

 

Yo mama’s so stupid…

When I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama’s so ugly…

When she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

 

Yo mama’s so fat…

When she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

 

Yo mama’s so depressing…

Blues singers come to visit her when they’ve got writer’s block.

 

Yo mama’s so fat…

She was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she’s known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

 

Yo mama’s so stupid…

When thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting “Wait, you forgot the remote!”

 

Yo mama’s so old…

She walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

 

Yo mama’s so fat…

Her car has stretch marks.

 

Yo mama’s so ugly…

Her birth certificate is an apology letter.

 

Yo mama’s so stupid…

She went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

 

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow…

When she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

 

Yo mama’s so fat…

When she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

 

Yo mama’s so poor…

She can’t even afford to pay attention.

Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama’s so stupid…

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

 

Yo mama’s so fat…

She can’t even jump to a conclusion.

 

Yo mama’s so ugly…

She looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

 

Yo mama’s armpits are so hairy…

It looks like she’s got Buckwheat in a headlock.

 

Yo mama’s so fat…

Her blood type is Ragu.

 

Yo mama’s so classless…

She’s a Marxist utopia.

Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama’s so stupid…

She got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

 

Yo mama’s so fat…

If she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.

 

Yo mama’s so stupid…

When I said, “Drinks on the house,” she got a ladder.

 

Yo mama’s so fat…

She brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

 

Yo mama’s so stupid…

It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

 

Yo mama’s so nasty…

They used to call them jumpolines ’til yo mama bounced on one.

 

Yo mama’s so poor…

Nigerian princes wire her money.

 

Yo mama’s so stupid…

She put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

 

Yo mama’s so lazy…

 

Dirty Yo Mama Jokes

Dirty Yo Mama Jokes Your Mom jokes are a great way of insulting someone and winding them up. And some of the most effective ones are the nasty sexual and dirty Yo Mama jokes.

Yo Mama Jokes Dirty
Yo Mama Jokes Dirty

Enjoy, and use with caution!

 

Yo Mama so dirty …

Yo Mama so dirty her legs are like peanut butter… Easy to spread.

 

Yo Mama so dirty she’s like a library… Open to the public

 

Yo Mama so dirty she gives out frequent rider miles.

 

Yo Momma so dirty she’s like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop; it ain’t that hard to score.

 

Yo Mama so dirty I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo Mama Jokes Dirty
Yo Mama Jokes Dirty

Yo Momma so dirty she’s like a doorknob… Everyone gets a turn.

 

Yo Mama so dirty she has a number dispenser on her bedpost.

 

Yo Mama so dirty I told her to do the robot and now R2D2 has HIV.

 

Yo Momma so dirty she’s like a fine restaurant… She only takes deliveries in the rear.

 

Yo Momma so dirty I chatted with her on Skype and she gave me a virus.

 

Yo Mama so dirty she’s got more clap than an auditorium.

 

Yo Momma so dirty she’s like an ATM… Open 24 hours.

 

Yo Mama so dirty she’s like a fan… Always blowing someone.

 

Yo Mama so dirty she’s like a streetlamp… You can find her turned on at night on any street corner.

 

Yo Mama so dirty she has a sign by her crotch which says, “Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts”.

 

Yo Momma so dirty she’s like a gas station… When you pay, she pumps.

 

Yo Mama Jokes Dirty
Yo Mama Jokes Dirty

 

Yo Mama so dirty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

 

Yo Mama so dirty there’s a party in her mouth and everybody’s coming.

 

Yo Momma so dirty she’s like Humpty Dumpty… First she gets humped, then she gets dumped.

 

Yo Mama so dirty like the city bus… Guys hop on and off her all day long.

 

Yo Mama so dirty her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

 

Yo Mama so dirty she’s like a squirrel… She’s always got some nuts in her mouth.

 

Yo Momma so dirty she’s like a basketball hoop… Everyone gets a shot.

 

Yo Mama so dirty she’s like Vegas… Where everyone blows their wad.

 

Yo Momma so dirty she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.

 

Yo Mama so dirty she’s like a refrigerator… Everyone puts their meat in her.

 

Yo Mama so dirty she has more crabs than Red Lobster.

 

Yo Momma so dirty she’s had more rappers in her than an iPod.

 

Yo Momma so dirty she’s like a parking garage… 3 bucks and you’re in.

 

Yo Mama Jokes Dirty
Yo Mama Jokes Dirty

Yo Mama so dirty her vagina’s called Jasmine, because it’s always got Aladdin.

 

Yo Mama so dirty her nickname’s SUV, because she’s big and there’s room for 6 construction workers inside.

 

Yo Mama so dirty she’s like a hardware store… 5 cents a screw.

 

Yo Mama so dirty even dogs won’t sniff her crotch.

 

Yo Momma so dirty she’s like a Christmas Tree… Everybody hangs balls on her.

 

Yo Mama so dirty they call her the carpenter’s delight… Flat as a board and easy to nail.

 

Yo Momma so dirty her vagina’s like a revolving door… There’s always somebody coming in and out.

 

 

Yo Momma so dirty she’s like the Suez Canal… Vessels full of seamen pass through every day.

 

Yo Momma so dirty she did the splits and gave the floor an STD.

 

Yo Momma so dirty she’s like a NASCAR driver… She burns 50 rubbers a day.

 

Yo Mama so dirty she’s like a championship ring… Everyone puts a finger in her.

 

Yo Mama so dirty she’s like a bowling ball… She always ends up in the gutter.

 

Yo Mama so dirty she’s like the Pillsbury dough boy… Everybody pokes her.

 

Yo Momma so dirty her vagina’s in the NFL Hall Of Fame for greatest wide-receiver.

 

Yo Mama so dirty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.

 

Yo Mama So Black

Yo Mama So Black  Yes my nigga, I’m talking about your mother. Tu madre, Yo Mama, same shit. Either way the bitch still ugly, fat, ghetto, and dirty. Yes, I’m talking about Yo Mama!

Yo Mama So Black
Yo Mama So Black

Yo mama’s so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes

on

Yo mama’s so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coee

Yo mama’s so black she went

Yo mama’s so black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. a6

Yo mama so black when she eats chocolate cake she has to put white

gloves on.

Yo mama’s so black, her ass looks like two tires.

Yo mama’s so black, she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars.

Yo mama’s so black, when she goes outside street lights turn on.

Yo momma is so black, when you wrap her in plastic she looks like soy

sauce.

Yo mama’s so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk.

Yo Mama So Black
Yo Mama So Black

Yo mama so black she got a PHD in Hide-N-Seek

Yo momma is so black when she turned to the dark side the sith became

jedis

Yo momma so black, when god made her he said “Damn I burnt one” a7

Yo momma so black her refrigerator only has KFC, malt liquor, and

Tahitian Treat

Yo momma so black you cant see when shit comes out of her crack.

Yo mama so black she don’t know who her daddy is and neither do you.

Yo mama so black she blend in with the chalkboard

Yo momma so black when she got out the car the oil light came on

Yo Mama So Black
Yo Mama So Black

Yo mama’s so black, if she had a red light she’d be a beeper.

Yo momma so black, her nickname is blacker because nothing is blacker

than yo momma.

Yo momma is so black Wesley Snipes, Don Cheadle, and Jessie Lawrence

Fergueson fight to call her momma.

Yo mama’s so black, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for

tinted windows.

Yo mama so black and old she refuses to take aspirin, because she’s tired

of picking cotton

 

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