Nigger Jokes

Nigger Jokes

Nigger Jokes

Nigger Jokes

why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war??

 

because when the sergeant said to “get down”, they all got up and started dancing.

 

 

 

What did God say when he made the first niggers?

Oops! Burnt another one!

 

Nigger Jokes
Nigger Jokes

 

A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car . . who’s driving?

A cop!

 

 

 

What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and rings.

 

 

 

What do you call a smiling black man?

 

Snigger

 

 

 

What’s black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?

 

A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.

 

 

 

What do black men do after sex?

 

15 years to life.

 

Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet?

 

He was going through a mid-life crisis.

 

Nigger Jokes
Nigger Jokes

What’s the difference between a black and a white fairytale?

 

White begins, “once upon a time,” black begins, “y’all motherfuckers ain’t gonna believe dis shit!”

 

 

 

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What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?

Branch manager.

 

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

 

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?

Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

 

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

 

Why do niggers stink?

So blind people can hate them too.

 

Jolly Nigger Bank

 

 

 

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?

You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?

 

What is a nigger?

Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

 

What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?

The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

 

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?

“I set WHO free?”

 

What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?

Shit on a stick! -joe

 

Store in Africa Called NiggerMan in black face giving speech

 

Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?

Because they have pubes on their heads! -Bo

 

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor Old Nigger Thinks It’s A Cadillac! -ricky

 

Did you hear the one about . .

. . the baby nigger who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, “God! Look! I’m an angel!”, and God said, “No you stupid nigger! You’re a bat, now eff off!”

 

I like black people . . .

. . I used to have some black friends ’till my dad sold them!

Nigger Jokes
Nigger Jokes

What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?

They both change their pads after 3 periods! -ashmoor

 

Why do blacks have white hands and feet?

They were on all fours when God spray painted them!

 

Why do black people have white hands?

They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!

 

Why do black people have white hands?

Everyone has some good in them! -bonz

 

Why do black people have white hands?

It rubs off the cop cars! -bonz

 

Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?

They’re easier to spot! -brenden

 

What do you call two blacks on one bike?

Organized crime! -bobo

 

Why are niggers getting stronger?

T.V.s are getting bigger! -tim

 

What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?

Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500! -tim

 

Why don’t nigger bitchs wear panties to picnics?

To keep the flies away from the chicken! -michael

 

What’s the difference between a truck full of baby niggers and a truck full of bowling balls?

You can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

 

What does FUBU stand for?

Farmers Used to Buy Us

 

What does FUBU stand for?

Farmers Used to Beat Us

 

Why don’t sharks eat niggers?

They think its whale shit!

 

Why do niggers call white people “honkies”?

Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit! -davey

 

What do they do with dead niggers in California?

Gut them to make wetsuits! -kara

 

Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers?

L.A. had first choice! -David

 

What do you call a chinese nigger with AIDS?

Coon Die Soon – David

 

What does NAACP stand for?

Niggers Against All Caucasian People

 

What does NAACP stand for?

Now Apes Are Called People -Brandon

 

Why are all the niggers fast runners?

All the slow ones are in jail.

Nigger Jokes
Nigger Jokes

Nigger with boom box

 

Whats the difference between niggers and snow tires?

Snow tires don’t sing when you put chains on them!

 

How do you keep a nigger from going out?

Pour more gas on him! – Jarrett

 

Why do white folks go to nigger garage sales?

To get their stuff back. – J

 

How do you keep niggers out of your back yard?

Hang one in your front yard!

 

What does a nigger and sperm have in common?

Only about 1 out of two million actually work. – John

 

What do you do if you wake up in the middle of the night to see your television floating in mid-air?

Shoot the nigger stealing it.

 

What’s the difference between a large pizza and a nigger?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

What’s wrong with four niggers in a cadillac going off a cliff?

A cadillac seats five! – Garrett

Nigger Jokes
Nigger Jokes

Nigger wearing shirt that says nigger

 

How can you tell a nigger’s just had sex?

His eyes are all red from the mace.

 

How do you get a nigger to leave you alone?

Throw him a basketball! -J

 

What’s the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?

One’s on the cover of Playboy and the other’s on the cover of National Geographic. -obb

 

Why don’t niggers dream?

The last one to have a dream got shot.

 

Theres an American airline and one of the engines is going out so they decide they need to get rid of some weight or they will crash. To do it fairly they decide to do it in alphabetical order. So they tell all of the African Americans to jump off the plane, no one moves. So they say, “Okay, all the blacks jump off.” Still no one jumps. So they say, “All of the colored people jump off.” Still no one jumps. Finally this little kid walks up to his dad and says, “Daddy, aren’t we all three of those?” And the dad says, “Nope, today we’re NIGGERS, we aint jumpin before the MEXICANS.”

 

A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?

The spic, the nigger never makes it because he’s stopped by the rope.

 

There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night.

I had to shoot him before he stole everything. – stu

 

What would Martin Luther King, Jr be if he was white?

Alive! -Jessica

 

A Nigger runs into a doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, Doctor I can’t stop running around!” The doctor says, “Okay, take this tablet.” The Nigger slows down and stops. He said, “WOW! It really worked! I’ve tried everything! What was it?” The doctor says, “It’s Persil – Stops colours running.” -Lee

 

What’s the most confusing day in Harlem?

Fathers Day!

 

Why do niggers have white palms?

There’s a little good in everyone.

 

 

 

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People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 10 meters below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with niggers is a fucking genius!

 

Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?

They’re easier to spot!

 

I like black people . . .

. . I used to have some black friends ’till my dad sold them!

 

What did the nigger get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce!

 

Why don’t niggers like blow jobs?

Niggers don’t like ANY jobs!

 

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead niggers?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage

 

What was missing from the Million Man March?

About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!

 

Why did the nigger cross the road?

I tugged his neck-chain in that direction.

 

Why does L.A. have so many gays and N.Y. so many niggers?

L.A. had first choice

 

Why was the nigger with diarrea freaking out?

He thought he was melting!

 

Why can’t Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder read?

They’re niggers!

 

What did Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

I freed WHO?

 

What’s the worst thing you can call a black man, starting with N and ending with R?

Neighbor

 

What’s the difference between a nigger and a letter?

You can send the letter back where it came from!

 

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

Niggers

 

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Nigger Jokes

Why are trees so close in Harlem?

Public transportation

 

What does a nigger and sperm have in common?

Only about 1 out of two million actually work

 

There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night.

I had to shoot him before he stole everything. …. (That was for you Treygone)

 

What would Martin Luther King, Jr be if he was white?

Alive

 

What do a slinky and a nigger have in common?

Both are useless but it’s fun to watch them falling down the stairs

 

Why are apes always frowning?

They heard that in a million years they’ll be niggers!

 

Did you know Oprah and Stevie Wonder both had the same nick name in school?

It was nigger

 

What would you do if you had enough money to send half the niggers back to africa?

Send them all back – half way

 

Why do people hit things when they don’t work?

It worked with the slaves

 

What do Nike and the KKK have in common?

They both make niggers run faster

 

What’s the difference between a nigger and a bouncy castle?

You don’t take your shoes off to jump on a nigger!

 

Did you hear about KuKluxKnevial’s latest stunt?

He tried to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.

 

An africoon nigger goes to the doctor and says, “I feel terrible.”

Doctor says, “go home, get a bucket, piss and shit in it for a week. Throw in dead rats and rotting fish. Put a towel over your head and sniff the fumes for three days.”

Week later nigger goes back and says, “Doc, I feel wonderful, what was the problem?”

Doctor, “you were homesick!”

 

Englishman applies for a job with South African police. Inspector says “These are the best qualifications I’ve ever seen, just one test before you get the job. Take this gun, go out and shoot six niggers and a rabbit.”

Bloke replies “Why the rabbit?”

Inspector says “Fantastic attitude, you’ve got the job!”

 

In a recent survey, people from Detroit have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower. In the survey, carried out for a leading toiletries outfit, 86% of Detroit residents said that they have had, if not enjoyed, sex in the shower.

The other 14% said they haven’t yet served any time in prison.

 

What’s the difference between dog shit and niggers?

When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.

 

 

What’s the difference between a jew and a pizza?

A pizza doesn’t scream in the oven.

 

What’s the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?

A snow tire doesn’t sing when you put chains on it.

 

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

Niggers.

 

Why don’t sharks eat niggers?

They think it’s whale shit.

 

What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?

Branch manager.

 

How come there aren’t any Mexicans on Star Trek?

They don’t work in the future, either.

 

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

Take your foot off the back of his head.

 

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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Nigger Jokes

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?

Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

 

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

 

Why do niggers stink?

So blind people can hate them too.

 

What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?

Someone too lazy to steal.

 

 

Why don’t niggers like Aspirin?

It’s white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

 

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?

Your bike.

 

What’s a niggers idea of foreplay?

“Don’t scream or I’ll cut you, bitch.”

 

Why do spics drive low-riders?

So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

 

What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy?

A chain of empty retail stores.

 

Why don’t nigger kids play in the sandbox?

Cats keep covering them up.

 

What do you call an apartment full of niggers?

A COON-dominium.

 

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Why are there no nigger astronauts?

Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.

 

How do you babysit a niglet?

Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

 

How do you get him down?

Teach him to say “Motherfucker.”

 

How else do you babysit a niglet?

Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.

 

How do you get him down?

Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it’s a piñata

party.

 

Why do jews have big noses?

Air is free.

 

What is a nigger on a bike?

Thief.

 

What’s long and black and smells like shit?

The welfare line.

 

What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?

Good start.

 

What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?

First grade.

 

How was break dancing invented?

Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.

 

Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?

To teach their kids how to walk.

 

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?

You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?

 

What is a nigger?

Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

 

What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the

road?

The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

 

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?

“I set WHO free?”

 

Why are chimps always frowning?

They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers.

 

Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?

The harder you hit it the more English you get.

 

How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon?

All of them if you put them in the ashtray.

 

A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits

the ground first?

Who cares.

 

A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits

the ground first?

The spic, because the nigger had to stop on the way down and

spray paint “motherfucker” on the wall.

 

Why don’t spics have barbeques?

The beans keep falling through the grill.

 

You hear about the new car made in Israel?

Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.

 

What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?

A quarter-pounder.

 

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?

All of them.

 

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How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia?

Roll a doughnut down the street.

 

How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?

One if you spread him real thin.

 

How do you blindfold a chink?

Dental floss.

 

How do chinks name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

 

What’s the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit?

 

The bag.

 

What’s the most confusing day in Harlem?

Father’s Day.

 

When does a Black man turn into a nigger?

As soon as he leaves the room.

 

What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?

Nigger.

 

What do you call a nigger in a courtroom in a 3 piece suit?

The defendant.

 

There is a nigger and a spic in a car, who’s driving?

The cop.

 

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

He doesn’t know he’s black.

 

How long does it take a nigger bitch to take a shit?

9 months.

 

Why don’t nigger women wear panties to picnics?

To keep the flies off the chicken.

 

Why does Alabama have niggers and California have

earthquakes?

California got first pick.

 

Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels?

So they can drive handcuffed.

 

Why are niggers like sperm?

Only one in a million actually work.

 

What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms?

Niger nigger nigger.

 

How do you fit 100 Cubans in a shoe box?

Tell them its a raft.

 

Why do police dogs lick their ass?

To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.

 

Why did the nigger carry a piece of shit in his wallet?

I.D.

 

What is red green yellow orange purple and pink?

A nigger dressed for church.

 

Why do niggers have flat noses?

That’s where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.

 

Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?

They’re going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.

 

What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?

A white owl goes, “Who, who,” a black owl goes, “Who dat? Who

dat?”

 

Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?

It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

 

What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?

A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.

 

What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?

A dumb gorilla.

 

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

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