Halloween Jokes For kids

Halloween Jokes For kids

Halloween Jokes For kids

Halloween Jokes For kids

Q: What do owls say when they go trick or treating?
A: Happy Owl-ween!

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the prom alone?
A: Because he couldn’t find any “body” to go with.

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Q: Which type of pants do ghosts wear?
A: Boo-Jeans.

Q: What do they teach in witching school?
A: Spelling.

Q: Which musical instrument do skeletons play?
A: Trom-Bone

Q: Where do ghosts use their boats?
A: The Eerie Canal.

Q: What song do vampires hate?
A: “You Are My Sunshine”

Q: What type of monster loves dance music?
A: The boogieman

Q: What do skeletons order at restaurants?
A: Spare ribs

Q: What’s a ghosts favorite fruit?
A: Booberries.

Q: Who are cousins of the werewolf?
A: What-wolf and When-wolf

Q: What’s a ghosts favorite body of water?
A: Lake Eerie.

Q: What’s a ghosts favorite desert?
A: Boo-berry pie.

Q: What do you call a spirit who gets too close to a camp fire?
A: A toasty ghosty.

Halloween Jokes For kids

Halloween Jokes For kids

Halloween Jokes For kids

Q: Where do werewolves store their things?
A: In a were-house

Q: What kind of makeup do witches wear?
A: Mas-scare-a

Q: When does a ghost eat breakfast?
A: In the moaning.

Q: What do werewolves read to their children before bed?
A: Hairy tails

Q: What type of pants do ghosts wear?
A: Boo Jeans.

Q: What do Italian ghosts eat for dinner?
A: Spookgetti

Q: Why was the ghost such a messy eater?
A: Because he was always goblin’.

Q: What tops off a monster’s ice cream sundae?
A: Whipped scream.

Q: What do spirits send their friends while on vacation?
A: Ghostcards

Q: What do they grow in the Halloweenland garden?
A: Zombeets.

Q: Which of the witch’s friends was good at baseball?
A: The bat.

Q: Which ghost lives in Town Hall?
A: The night-mayor.

Q: What do they use to clean the ice during the Halloweenland hockey game?
A: A Zombieoni

Q: What is a witch with poison ivy called ?
A: An itchy witchy.

Q: What was the mummy musician’s favorite note?
A: The dead sea

Q: Where do ghosts buy their milk and eggs?
A: At the ghost-ery store

Q: What do you call a cold, evil candle ?
A: The wicked wick of the north.

Q: Why did the traveling witch throw up?
A: She was broom sick .

Halloween Jokes For kids

Halloween Jokes For kids

Halloween Jokes For kids

Q: Why did Ichabod Crane stop on the road?
A: The street sign said stop ahead.

Q: Where do spirits go to send their mail?
A: The ghost office.

Q: How do you fix a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch

Q: When do skeletons laugh?
A: When something tickles their funny bones.

Q: Why did the police officer arrest the ghost?
A: Because he didn’t have a haunting license.

Q: Why do witches ride on brooms?
A: Because vacuum cleaners are too expensive.

Q: Where do ghosts like to water ski?
A: Lake Erie

Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A: Mali-boo.

Q: Why did the vampire like baseball?
A: Every night he got to turn into a bat.

Q: What do ghosts eat for lunch?
A: Boo-logna sandwiches

Q: What do you call a skeleton that sits around all day?
A: A lazy bone.

Q: What do witches put in their hair?
A: Scare spray

Q: What kind of mistakes do spirits make?
A: Boo-boos

Q: Why was the vampire artist so famous?
A: Because he was great at drawing blood.

Q: What city do most werewolves live?
A: Howllywood, California

Q: Why do witches ride brooms?
A: Because vacuum cleaner’s have short cords.

Q: Which type of tree do ghost like most?
A: Ceme-trees.

Q: Which room do ghost houses never have?
A: The living room.

Q: What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and says quack-quack?
A: Count Duckula

Q: What is a vampire’s favorite candy?
A: Suckers

Q: What does Tweety Bird say on Halloween?
A: Twick or Tweet

Halloween Jokes For kids

Halloween Jokes For kids

Halloween Jokes For kids

Q: Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A: To stop his coffin.

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
A: Frostbite.

Q: How do monsters tell their future?
A: They read their horror-scope.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?
A: He had no body to dance with.

Q: What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A: A boo-tie.

Q: Which building did the vampire visit in New York?
A: The Vampire State Building.

Which amusement park ride do ghosts like the most?
A: Roller ghosters.

Q: How do ghosts like their coffee?
A: Dark with extra scream.

Q: What do you call a witch in the desert?
A: The Sandwich.
What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
A: Ice-Scream.

Q: What’s the problem with twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which!

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