Jokes For Kids
Q: How do you make an artichoke?
A: You strangle it.Screenshot 2013-12-12 11.39.28
Q: What did the lettuce say to the celery?
A: Quit stalking me!
Q: What school subject is the fruitiest?
A: History because it is full of dates!
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Q: What vegetables are sailor’s enemies?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Lettuce! Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you’ll find out!
Q: What’s small and red and has a rough voice?
A: A hoarse raddish!
Q: What’s a vampires favourite fruit?
A: A neck-tarine!
Q: What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A: A coconut on vacation!