Dumb Jokes If you’re looking for some highbrow comedy, this is not the list for you. But if you’re looking to roll your eyes so hard that you can’t help but laugh? Well, friend, read on. Dumb Jokes What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs. Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make […]
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What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
How do fish get high?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
Everything’s fine. He woke up.
What does a grape say after it’s stepped on?
Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.
Why don’t teddy bears ever order dessert.
Because they’re always stuffed.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
It gets toad away.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!
Birthday Jokes that take the cake. No need to fake it – shake it and bake it – make it a real celebration with funny stuff like this: 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 65th, 80th, and General Birthday Humor. Cheers! Birthday Jokes Boyfriend: How come you didn’t get me a present for my birthday?! – Girlfriend: […]
Blonde Jokes I’m so certain that a lot of people will like to hear some blonde jokes. Why would anyone want to make a blonde joke anyway? Ask any blonde you know, it is believed that blonde jokes were invented by brunettes, jealous of Marilyn Monroe getting to have sex with JFK. Enough of the black […]
Star Wars Jokes The following ‘Star Wars’ puns, bar gags, and dad jokes are so brilliantly dumb, they will hit both the ultra-fans and the uninitiated with equal… force. random ideas Star Wars Star Wars Jokes Episode I: Become Pun with The Force Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files? A: […]