How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
What’s the difference between a joke and two dicks?
You can’t take a joke.
What do you call a deaf gynecologist?
A lip reader.
I hope Death is a woman.
That way it will never come for me.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that tiny thing?
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.