Category: Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Jokes For Adults We feature a lot of jokes for kids here on Arena Jokes, and we do try to keep our jokes clean and inoffensive (most of the time!). That said, we thought it was time we presented some funny jokes for adults too.They’re not too rude but they’re definitely adult jokes that aren’t suitable for kids!We hope you enjoy these funny jokes for adults only.

What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

A mother is in the kitchen one day, preparing  dinner for the family.

Her young daughter walks in and asks her, “Mommy, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a while before deciding she ought to be honest with her daughter. She says, “Well honey, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and then they have sex.”

The 15 Best Mother’s Day Jokes

The 15 Best Mother’s Day Jokes

The 15 Best Mother’s Day Jokes So you suppose you’re competent for mother’s Day. You have got your card, your gift, you made breakfast in bed… however where’s your mother’s Day jokes? Your Mum is aware of you’ll inform her these two tons of three words: ‘comfortable mother’s Day’ & ‘i really like You’. They’re […]

Funny Christmas Jokes

Funny Christmas Jokes

Funny Christmas Jokes 1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life. 2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem. 3. What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat? Hits a gnome and runs. 4. What do you call a […]

Christmas Jokes For kids

Christmas Jokes For kids

Christmas Jokes For kids What did the dog breeder get when she crossed an Irish Setter with a Pointer at Christmastime? A “pointsetter”!Christmas Jokes For kids What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime? Merry Christmas to ewe! What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime? Season’s Bleatings! How do sheep say Merry Christmas […]

Funny Dad Jokes

Funny Dad Jokes

Funny Dad Jokes Dads. They’re famous for their jokes. In an effort to make you smile, or sometimes groan, dad’s are known to pull your leg and turn every situation possible into a joke. The puns, the literal understandings, and the special perspectives dads have on life are the sources of all dad jokes.Funny Dad […]

Clean Funny Jokes

Clean Funny Jokes

Clean Funny Jokes 1. What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor? “Make me one with everything.”Clean Funny Jokes 2. You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees? Because they’re really good at it. 3. What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. 4. A dyslexic man walks into […]

What Do You Call Jokes

What Do You Call Jokes

What Do You Call Jokes What someone sees as a joke might not be the same with another, however the aim of every joke is to make one laugh but when one does not perceive it as a joke then the purpose is defeated and if care is not taken things might get out of […]

Pokemon Jokes For Kids

Pokeman Jokes For kds

Pokemon Jokes For Kids Pokemon is one of the most popular things to watch, read and talk about for kids – so get in on the fun with these pokemon jokes. From Abomasnow to Zygarde – and favorite pokemon like Pikachu and Charizard, you’ll find the best pokemon jokes that are clean and safe for […]

Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Jokes Here are 50 of our favorite Yo Mama jokes. Share them at your own risk. And if yo mama asks, no, we weren’t talking about her. And for more bad (but great) jokes.Yo Mama Jokes 1. Yo mama’s so stupid… She stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because […]

Little Johnny Jokes

little johnny jokes

little johnny jokes 1. Little Johnny Learns Math The teacher asked Little Johnny, “What’s two and two?” He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers and said, “Four, teacher?” She said, “Yes, that’s right, but you counted on your fingers. “Put your hands behind your back and tell me what’s three and three.” He put his hands […]

Funny kid Jokes

Funny kid Jokes

Funny kid Jokes 1. Why did the superhero flush the toilet? Because it was his doody. 2. How do you get a tissue to dance? You put a little boogie into it. 3. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt! 4. If you’re American in the living room, what are you in […]