The 15 Best Mother’s Day Jokes So you suppose you’re competent for mother’s Day. You have got your card, your gift, you made breakfast in bed… however where’s your mother’s Day jokes? Your Mum is aware of you’ll inform her these two tons of three words: ‘comfortable mother’s Day’ & ‘i really like You’. They’re […]
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Jokes For Adults We feature a lot of jokes for kids here on Arena Jokes, and we do try to keep our jokes clean and inoffensive (most of the time!). That said, we thought it was time we presented some funny jokes for adults too.They’re not too rude but they’re definitely adult jokes that aren’t suitable for kids!We hope you enjoy these funny jokes for adults only.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
A mother is in the kitchen one day, preparing dinner for the family.
Her young daughter walks in and asks her, “Mommy, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a while before deciding she ought to be honest with her daughter. She says, “Well honey, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and then they have sex.”
Christmas Jokes For kids What did the dog breeder get when she crossed an Irish Setter with a Pointer at Christmastime? A “pointsetter”!Christmas Jokes For kids What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime? Merry Christmas to ewe! What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime? Season’s Bleatings! How do sheep say Merry Christmas […]
Funny Dad Jokes Dads. They’re famous for their jokes. In an effort to make you smile, or sometimes groan, dad’s are known to pull your leg and turn every situation possible into a joke. The puns, the literal understandings, and the special perspectives dads have on life are the sources of all dad jokes.Funny Dad […]
little johnny jokes 1. Little Johnny Learns Math The teacher asked Little Johnny, “What’s two and two?” He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers and said, “Four, teacher?” She said, “Yes, that’s right, but you counted on your fingers. “Put your hands behind your back and tell me what’s three and three.” He put his hands […]