Category: Dirty Jokes

Dirty Jokes

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!

What do you mean? the pirate replies, I’m fine.

The bartender says, But what about that wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.

Well, says the pirate, We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I’m fine, really.

Yeah, says the bartender, But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands.

Well, says the pirate, We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really.

Messed Up Jokes

Messed Up Jokes 1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?Messed Up Jokes A guy will actually search for a golf ball. 2. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. 3. Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. 4. What’s the difference between […]

Best Dirty Jokes

Best Dirty Jokes

Best Dirty Jokes Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job? A: After five years your job still sucks.Best Dirty Jokes Q: What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself? A: A tearjerker. Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: When they come they’re wild and […]

Funny Dirty Jokes

Funny Dirty Jokes

Funny Dirty Jokes No matter the setting, these hilarious, unsavory jokes are never entirely appropriate. But if you’re bold enough to deliver a punchline, you deserve the laughs it’ll earn you. 1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. 2. What does the […]

Best Mexican Jokes All Time On Internet

Mexican Jokes

Mexican Jokes Some random Mexican jokes from the book: A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following Mexican Jokes And this is why people have such a terrible perception of what immigration reform really means. Not to mention, not all Latinos are Democrats.   Not all Latinas […]

Punny Jokes & Best Punny Jokes

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Punny Jokes We love good jokes and likes writing about them, but nothing can be more exciting than a really good punny joke. It is actually not new in the game, punny jokes are one of the oldest forms of jokes and also one of the funniest. You might not fully grasp how funny it […]

Nigger Jokes

Nigger Jokes

Nigger Jokes Nigger Jokes why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war??   because when the sergeant said to “get down”, they all got up and started dancing.       What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!     A Mexican and a nigger are […]

50 Dirty Jokes That Are Always Funny

Dirty Jokes

Dirty Jokes Dirty Jokes  It is actual. A few guys don’t like grownup dirty jokes, however i assume you will find that most guys love them. Even men who appear very conservative at the start look, will frequently surprise you with a shaggy dog story that they spring on you. Why do men like person […]

Funniest One Liner Jokes Clean And Dirty Jokes

One Liner Jokes

One Liner Jokes We’ve had a quick scout around the internet for the best oneliners we could find and these were the ones that made us chortle. God knows we could all do with a laugh.We hope they do the same for you. All comedy is subjective, so that headline is bollocks.   Let’s rephrase […]