Messed Up Jokes 1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?Messed Up Jokes A guy will actually search for a golf ball. 2. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. 3. Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. 4. What’s the difference between […]
Category: Dirty Jokes
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!
What do you mean? the pirate replies, I’m fine.
The bartender says, But what about that wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.
Well, says the pirate, We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I’m fine, really.
Yeah, says the bartender, But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands.
Well, says the pirate, We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really.
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Funny Dirty Jokes No matter the setting, these hilarious, unsavory jokes are never entirely appropriate. But if you’re bold enough to deliver a punchline, you deserve the laughs it’ll earn you. 1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. 2. What does the […]
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