Best Easter Jokes 2019
Easter Jokes About Rabbits
Best Easter Jokes 2019 One Easter a father was instructing his kid to drive when out of nowhere a rabbit jumped on the road. Slamming on the breaks thechild exclaims to, “Oh no dad I close to ruined Easter! I virtually ran over the Easter Bunny.” to which his father responded, “It’s k son – you missed it through a hare.”
What do you get if you happen to pour sizzling water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
What happened when the Easter Bunny married the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!
What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
Easter bunny farts!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?
It’s been best gnawing you!
How do you get a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why didn’t the police enter the Easter Bunny’s dwelling?
They didn’t have a warren-t
How does the Easter Bunny keep fit?
Who’s the Easter Bunny’s favourite celebrity?
Rabbit De Niro
What do you call a line of rabbits leaping backwards?
A receding hareline.
Easter Jokes About Eggs
Why do men and women paint eggs at Easter?
Since it’s a lot simpler than wallpapering them!
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg dangerous jokes?
They would crack up!
Why don’t men and women paint duck eggs at Easter?
They quack too without problems!
Did you hear in regards to the woman whose condominium was once infested with Easter eggs?
She had to name an eggs-terminator!
Why did the Easter egg disguise?
He was just a little bird!